Doofusboy-in-Chief

Robert J. Elisberg
The Huffington Post

[I]t would take a blind ostrich to miss the trademarks of a childish fratboy punk who is so insecure and wrapped up in being a bully and burying his daddy issues and born-again issues and alcohol/cocaine/AWOL issues that he can't stand disagreement and must absolutely have his own way.

But, of course, I mean that in a nice way. Is the description actually true? Oh, who knows? Fake pop-psychology doesn't require a degree. But what is true is that we all know people like this from growing up. We can deny what we see before our eyes, but the body knows. And shivers in remembrance.